Typically, the first thing I do after I leave the house in the morning is drive through McDonald's for a coffee. I don't know what it is about their coffee, or their coffee-to-cream ratio, but it is the best coffee and they also give you stickers. Who in their right mind does not love stickers? Maybe you should take a coffee lesson from McDonald's, Tim Hortons, because they got you beat. Sorry.
I was going somewhere with this, stick with me.
Because I never actually go INSIDE McDonald's, I never know what kinds of offerings they have besides whatever is on the outside menu. But because I follow a large group of bronies, I discovered that in April they have My Little Pony: Frienship Is Magic toys for girls. OH MY. I literally drove straight down there and got two ponies.
Dashie and DJ Pon3 bitches!
Despite the strange looks and confusion I was met with, I promised I would be back the following week to collect the next two. So today, Monday, there I was in the drive-thru asking for my medium coffee with 2 creams and 2 ponies. It was like pulling teeth trying to explain what I was talking about.
"We have...an ice one..and a fire one...I think?"
"No, not those. The ponies. You have new ones this week right?"
"Uhh...I have no idea."
"Think you could check maybe? I'm collecting them. There's no one behind me."
"Uhh...I have no idea."
"Think you could check maybe? I'm collecting them. There's no one behind me."
The lady stops herself from rolling her eyes and presses the button on her headset.
"Do we have any my little ponies? .... Oh. Ok. Thanks...... So yeah it sounds like we have Princess Celestia and uhh..what was that? Butterscotch?"
"Yep I'll take both!"
"Do we have any my little ponies? .... Oh. Ok. Thanks...... So yeah it sounds like we have Princess Celestia and uhh..what was that? Butterscotch?"
"Yep I'll take both!"
Drive up to the next window and the guy, who clearly loves Ponies also, hands me a little bag with both of them in it and goes, "Enjoy your Ponies!" AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Ahh yes, Butterscotch. Butterscotch is best pony.
Any whats, have you played Guild Wars 2 before? If not, I can highly recommend it as a free-to-play MMORPG that is highly polished and addicting. After purchasing the game, which is on sale right now at 50% off, there are none of those pesky monthly subscription fees that seem to be becoming a thing of the past. So, for $25.00USD you can land yourself a pretty solid game that is sure to keep you occupied. As opposed to most MMO's, this one is very focused on your own personal story and very much glorifies you as the hero. In between your very own (personalized, I must emphasize, with the extensive character creation) epic tale, you can branch off and complete unique quests, gather ingredients for cooking, and dye your armor. Did I mention this game is very customizable? Because it is, from the character creation, to your storyline, to your armor's appearance...it's crazy! CRAZY!
So if you're in the market for a new game and haven't tried GW2 yet, give it a go. It's awesome.
In other MMO news, the World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor alpha has begun. Which is killer because that means I have something to look forward to every day on MMO Champion.com. Today, they featured the new Male Tauren model! It looks absolutely stunning. For some reason I can't link the video to any of their new animations, so you'll just have to click the link above and scope them out for yourself on MMOC's front page. It's big news.
PS: I FINALLY COMPLETED THREE GOLD CHALLENGE MODES! That's the good news. The bad news is that I did 2 on my Warlock, Fazzie, and 1 on my Shaman, Rykiel. I still have 7 more to go. BUT SOON.
Ok take care everypony :>


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